Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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