doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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