i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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