Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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