Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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