Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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