Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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