He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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