i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
whose ass print is on the piano?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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