Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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