your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Well I just put wine in my tea
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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