are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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