So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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