It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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