You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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