The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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