youre lurking in front of me
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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