what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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