did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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