Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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