make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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