I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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