Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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