I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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