I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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