I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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