Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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