your thong is hanging out like whoa
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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