yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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