Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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