is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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