I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
i believe in u and ur pee
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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