you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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