just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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