Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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