if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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