is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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