people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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