I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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