i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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