Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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