So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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