only if we run a train.
done.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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