summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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