I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I just blew my weed a kiss
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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