Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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