shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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