It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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