i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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