I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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